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Why we can drink cow milk and not women milk.

(This post is very explicit. Parental guidance is advised. Counseling may be required after reading this post. Proper medicine could help.)

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The long lost question: Why can we drink cow milk but not women milk?

This is a question given to me by a lifeaintsosimple.blogspot.com reader that wanted all the facts about the difference between cow and women. This is the email he sent to me:

"I am very bored at home. Currently, I am watching animal planet. They are doing some kind weird milking with goats and cows and the host said that it tasted so good! I have a friend, who is a girl, and every time I asked for her breast milk, she slapped me. The teacher sent me to the principal. I thought that she sent me there so I can get the principal's breast milk, but when I asked the principal for it, she sent me to public caning.

Is it because their milk has a very bad taste?"

My reply was:

"No, it is because you are very insensitive. But I will still answer your question."

Here it goes.

1) Cows cannot speak English.

When you milk a cow, the cow cannot say anything to you. The cow simply cannot speak English! (or Spanish, or Indonesian, or Italian, or Chinese, or Japanese(who cannot cook), or the Malay language) Even if the cows want to insult your mother, your father, your children, all they can say are:

"Moo."

"Moo!"

"Moo... ..."

"Moo?"

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But, female humans can speak English. When you milk them, they will spurt out a variety of words ranging from "You are" to "an idiot". The female species is a very interesting species. They are like cats. They make a lot of noise. Here is an example of a group of females that makes a lot of noise:


2) We cannot touch them.

It is of maximum immorality to milk a female. We all know it. They call it "molestation".

But when we milk cows, they call it "milking".

This is the controversy sparked by famous doctor, Rain. He said that everything that looks the same must be given the same title. Technically, "studying" and "torture" has the same meaning, but given different words as they apply to different people. "Studying" is the act of torture to students while "torture" simply refers to everyone studying.


The reason that he(Rain) exposes his chest during every single show that he conducts is that he wants to show that everyone can milk him.


3) Criticisms

Some people criticise that only babies should drink human milk. Babies are the first stage of the growth of a human being. Rain, who was once a baby, argued that babies are just normal human beings, except that they can only cry and that they are very small in size.


Rain is currently singing in a stadium.