Sony vs Microsoft [P4]
Part 4 shouldn't have existed, but then, I thought that this series was funny, in a sense that I laughed at the posts whenever I read them again.
Sony and Microsoft have always been hating each other because they cannot be monopolies of the gaming market if the other exists. Sony created the Playstation 3, also known as the PS3 and Microsoft created the XBox360.
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Fun facts:
Ever played a Nintendo DS? GOOD! Do you know that the top screen is also touch sensitive, not just the bottom screen. This is a graphical explanation on how to use the top screen:
Once you break the screen, try moving the components inside using the stylus. Fix everything in under 30 minutes. Enjoy your new game.
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In conclusion, Nintendo Wii is the best console EVER. There are many reasons leading to this conclusion and some of them will be mentioned now.
1) Nintendo Wii is the first of its kind.
Nintendo Wii is a revolution, it utilises motion sensing to play the games and this creates a new way of playing games unlike the usual where players press buttons on a controller and sleep after playing Playstation 1/2/3.
Xbox 360 is a noob console. The reason being that Microsoft forgot to make xbox 2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15 all the way to 359. I mean, COME ON, how can they forget 358 other xboxes!
Anyway, if there is Xbox 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8, they will look like these:
Interesting? Not really, one of the designs looks like two girls staring at you. How can you play Xbox like that?
2) Nintendo Wii is made by the Japanese.
Japanese people are kind, friendly and innovative. They don't really like to cook. Their "cook" refers to placing meat and seaweeds into refrigerators and then eating them cold.
What I am trying to say is that Nintendo have a non-fierce and more gay-ish design. It resembles Teletubbies and Powerpuff Girls playing in a playground with play-doh and dolls in their hands.
BUT, you have to remember that Nintendo Wii is racist. A basic Nintento Wii is WHITE. This calls for white supremacy, a time where whites are considered to be supreme (they themselves said that they are supreme, egoistic bunch of people). Why can't they make Nintendo Wii brown or grey so that it is more of a neutral stand between blacks and whites!
3) Nintendo Wii has 11 letters inside.
Do you know what 11 is?
a) September 11 is a day when two planes accidentally crash into the World Trade Center on the same day at almost the same time. The reason is because the two towers were too tall.
b) 11 plus 655 is 666. 666 is the NUMBER OF THE BEAST.
Quoted from Wikipedia:
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"666
The Number of the Beast is described in the Book of Revelation 13:18. The original Greek reads:
“ ωδέ η σοφία εστίν; ο έχων νουν ψηφισάτω τον αριθμόν του θηρίου; αριθμός γαρ ανθρώπου εστί; και ο αριθμός αυτού χξϛ΄. ”
The King James translates:[4]
“ Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
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Also:
* In the Bible, 666 is the number of gold talents that King Solomon collected in a single year (see 1 Kings 10:14 and 2 Chronicles 9:13).
* In the Bible, 666 is the number of Adonikam's descendants who return to Jerusalem and Judah from the Babylonian exile (see Ezra 2:13).
* The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.
* The number 666 is a frequent visual element of Aryan Brotherhood tattoos.
* 666 is the port number used by the game Doom when playing against another player via TCP.
* 666 was the original name of the Macintosh SevenDust computer virus that was discovered in 1998.
* 666 was a winning lottery number in the 1980 Pennsylvania Lottery scandal, in which equipment was tampered to favour a 4 or 6 as each of the three individual random digits.
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And do you know that 666 is equal to saying that "your mother die"?
Sony and Microsoft have always been hating each other because they cannot be monopolies of the gaming market if the other exists. Sony created the Playstation 3, also known as the PS3 and Microsoft created the XBox360.
_________________
Fun facts:
Ever played a Nintendo DS? GOOD! Do you know that the top screen is also touch sensitive, not just the bottom screen. This is a graphical explanation on how to use the top screen:
Once you break the screen, try moving the components inside using the stylus. Fix everything in under 30 minutes. Enjoy your new game.
_________________
In conclusion, Nintendo Wii is the best console EVER. There are many reasons leading to this conclusion and some of them will be mentioned now.
1) Nintendo Wii is the first of its kind.
Nintendo Wii is a revolution, it utilises motion sensing to play the games and this creates a new way of playing games unlike the usual where players press buttons on a controller and sleep after playing Playstation 1/2/3.
Xbox 360 is a noob console. The reason being that Microsoft forgot to make xbox 2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15 all the way to 359. I mean, COME ON, how can they forget 358 other xboxes!
Anyway, if there is Xbox 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8, they will look like these:
Interesting? Not really, one of the designs looks like two girls staring at you. How can you play Xbox like that?
2) Nintendo Wii is made by the Japanese.
Japanese people are kind, friendly and innovative. They don't really like to cook. Their "cook" refers to placing meat and seaweeds into refrigerators and then eating them cold.
What I am trying to say is that Nintendo have a non-fierce and more gay-ish design. It resembles Teletubbies and Powerpuff Girls playing in a playground with play-doh and dolls in their hands.
BUT, you have to remember that Nintendo Wii is racist. A basic Nintento Wii is WHITE. This calls for white supremacy, a time where whites are considered to be supreme (they themselves said that they are supreme, egoistic bunch of people). Why can't they make Nintendo Wii brown or grey so that it is more of a neutral stand between blacks and whites!
3) Nintendo Wii has 11 letters inside.
Do you know what 11 is?
a) September 11 is a day when two planes accidentally crash into the World Trade Center on the same day at almost the same time. The reason is because the two towers were too tall.
b) 11 plus 655 is 666. 666 is the NUMBER OF THE BEAST.
Quoted from Wikipedia:
____________________
"666
The Number of the Beast is described in the Book of Revelation 13:18. The original Greek reads:
“ ωδέ η σοφία εστίν; ο έχων νουν ψηφισάτω τον αριθμόν του θηρίου; αριθμός γαρ ανθρώπου εστί; και ο αριθμός αυτού χξϛ΄. ”
The King James translates:[4]
“ Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
____________________
Also:
* In the Bible, 666 is the number of gold talents that King Solomon collected in a single year (see 1 Kings 10:14 and 2 Chronicles 9:13).
* In the Bible, 666 is the number of Adonikam's descendants who return to Jerusalem and Judah from the Babylonian exile (see Ezra 2:13).
* The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.
* The number 666 is a frequent visual element of Aryan Brotherhood tattoos.
* 666 is the port number used by the game Doom when playing against another player via TCP.
* 666 was the original name of the Macintosh SevenDust computer virus that was discovered in 1998.
* 666 was a winning lottery number in the 1980 Pennsylvania Lottery scandal, in which equipment was tampered to favour a 4 or 6 as each of the three individual random digits.
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And do you know that 666 is equal to saying that "your mother die"?
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