The New Language, aka TNL.
Has anyone heard about this new "language" in the net? This language shall be addressed as TNL in http://lifeaintsosimple.blogspot.com. Trust me, it will not take me a long time to insult this pathetic crap.
I have discovered that many people use TNL in blogs, diarys and in fact anything that requires you to write English. It is a language ONLY used by Singaporeans, mostly teens, and are usually females. An example is shown below.
"ii um sh00 iin LURBBE wiff eu."
Lets analyze TNL, and find out how to read it.
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Analysis
"ii um sh00 iin LURBBE wiff eu."
Sentence: ii umm shoo iin LURBBE wiff eu.
Letters: 24
Pronounciation: i erm shor een lerbb weef eee-u.
Simple pronunciation: i erm sho in lerb with you.
Checked with actually TNL user: i am so in love with you.
Comparison:
i um shoo iin LURBBE with eu. (24letters, barely legible)
I am so in love with you. (18letters, legible)
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It is simple. TNL = SHIT. Whoever disagrees with me is wrong. Remember, your mind is controlled by me when you are in my blog. But it seems that there are people who love using TNL despite so many disadvantages for using it.
TNL is usually used by Singaporeans who think they are cute just by writing TNL. WAKE UP! TNL isn't cool, and you aren't cute even though you know TNL well enough to irritate all your friends.
Next, do not try to argue that TNL can be understood by everyone because:
I do not care.
And you are wrong! Go and ask your Mother Tongue teachers if they understand. I believe most of them wouldn't. Go to foreign countries and ask if they understand. I bet most don't. Admit it, you are finding excuses, and these excuses aren't even good enough to defend yourself.
TNL represents friendliness.
Wrong. I have seen some blogs which tell people to fuck off just because they are unhappy with their life. Why? Control your attitude unless you want to live alone forever please. Fuck off your blog? Then why all the fancy links? Delete them!
Aiya, nevermind lah! I write doesn't affect you right??
You are wrong again(:, don't you feel discouraged? EUU RITTE THISHH TAEP ORF LANGUEGG DARSH AIRFAG MUAII RIDDIN'..and mood you know.
There. Don't you feel that TNL is a useless form of communication? If you think so, you are right.
Umlassh euu fiil thishh issh march betta.
I have discovered that many people use TNL in blogs, diarys and in fact anything that requires you to write English. It is a language ONLY used by Singaporeans, mostly teens, and are usually females. An example is shown below."ii um sh00 iin LURBBE wiff eu."
Lets analyze TNL, and find out how to read it.
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Analysis
"ii um sh00 iin LURBBE wiff eu."
Sentence: ii umm shoo iin LURBBE wiff eu.
Letters: 24
Pronounciation: i erm shor een lerbb weef eee-u.
Simple pronunciation: i erm sho in lerb with you.
Checked with actually TNL user: i am so in love with you.
Comparison:
i um shoo iin LURBBE with eu. (24letters, barely legible)
I am so in love with you. (18letters, legible)
----------------------------------------------------------------
It is simple. TNL = SHIT. Whoever disagrees with me is wrong. Remember, your mind is controlled by me when you are in my blog. But it seems that there are people who love using TNL despite so many disadvantages for using it.
TNL is usually used by Singaporeans who think they are cute just by writing TNL. WAKE UP! TNL isn't cool, and you aren't cute even though you know TNL well enough to irritate all your friends.
Next, do not try to argue that TNL can be understood by everyone because:
I do not care.
And you are wrong! Go and ask your Mother Tongue teachers if they understand. I believe most of them wouldn't. Go to foreign countries and ask if they understand. I bet most don't. Admit it, you are finding excuses, and these excuses aren't even good enough to defend yourself.
TNL represents friendliness.
Wrong. I have seen some blogs which tell people to fuck off just because they are unhappy with their life. Why? Control your attitude unless you want to live alone forever please. Fuck off your blog? Then why all the fancy links? Delete them!
Aiya, nevermind lah! I write doesn't affect you right??
You are wrong again(:, don't you feel discouraged? EUU RITTE THISHH TAEP ORF LANGUEGG DARSH AIRFAG MUAII RIDDIN'..and mood you know.
There. Don't you feel that TNL is a useless form of communication? If you think so, you are right.
Umlassh euu fiil thishh issh march betta.
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Thursday, February 15, 2007
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