No offence, but..

Following a text of atrocious bullshit, which are definitely offensive.

(Picture made by me)

If you are trying to be courteous, this blog is here to tell you that you aren't. Think about it. You are insulting someone and you do not mean to be offensive?

If you want to make the person you are talking to change, them tell them you mean to be offensive. Do not try to be such an idiot and say "No offense, (following words that really are offensive)." You are just trying to act like an angel aren't you? There are many other ways that you could tell them and not piss them off. An example is given.

"Please do not use "no offense" if you want me to change, but you are still my best friend.''

Isn't this simple? If you are able to take time reading my blog, I believe you have time to add in a few more words to what you say..that includes removal of the phrase "No offense..".

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Now, how should you react when someone uses that phrase against you? Simple. Scold him. Beat him. Do anything to the extent of killing him. Nah, kidding.

You could reply to them. On second thought, don't. They are "act-good people", and you hate them. Cover his mouth? No, it probably stinks. You should say

"SHUT UP!"

In most cases, they'll be pissed off and ask "What's wrong with you?", in which you reply, "Nothing, but there is something wrong with you. If you want to know what's wrong, visit http://lifeaintsosimple.blogspot.com and read her blog."