Self-esteem.

Tonight on http://lifeaintsosimple.blogspot.com, we shall learn about having enough self-esteem. As everyone knows, having enough self-esteem is extremely important. Having low self-esteem can lead to certain death, and this is no joke. You see, when a person have low-self esteem, the person tend to be sad more often, which will lead to depression, then suicidal. It is terribly sad when 1 dies of low-self esteem.

Fortunately, the http://lifeaintsosimple.blogspot.com team has found the perfect cure, and no, we are not joking. The answer to this major problem is yourself. Yes, it's true. Yhe answer is YOU. Find the truth within yourself, find your true self, and the problem is solved. How? Simple. Be sure that you are a good lie detector, so that when you lie to yourself, you can spot the lie and be true. If not, you need the lie-detector machine.

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What you will need:
1) A lot of money.
2) Local and US government permission.


Time required:
24hours - ~hours

Process:
E-mail a letter to the local and US government and wait for their reply. Place an article to state that you are buying a lie-detector machine for $50,000,000 SGD.

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Alternatively, you can obtain the machine this way too:

1) Great brain.
2) Speedy.
3) SWAT team under your control. (walk into the white house and ask for a loan from the president of USA)
4) 150 sets of M-16. (steal a couple of them from the Singapore Armed Forces and run away as fast as you can)
5) At least 10 anti-tank missiles. (walk into the white house and ask for a loan from the president of USA.)
6) At least 500 bombs (Loan from president of USA.)
7) good relationship with George Bush. (call George Bush and chit-chat with him often.)

Time required:
About a week

Process:
Know how to control your SWAT team. Next, instruct your men to rob a lie-detector machine and escape. When government finds out, police will come. Fire at will with the M-16s. When the country is under crisis, and when tanks are seen, use anti-tank missiles. Once the country is down, you will have to pay up for the equipments borrowed.

Sacrifice your SWAT team, convince them to be suicide bombers with your brilliant mind. Next spread out your SWAT team throughout the white house and wait for them to explode. Another one down.