What am I supposed to do?

Too many things, too little time, as if. It is more like, too little things, too much time. I am practically bored to death at home, nothing to do. To add to my torture, there is heavy rain almost everyday. Why rain in Singapore? There is famine North Korea, dry Sahara or burning Indonesia to rain on. Why Singapore? Is Singapore a rain country? Is Rain singing in Singapore?

Oh wait. Let us all blame Rain.


Rain is a celebrity. He's quite cute, no kidding. But, he brings rain. Recently, he came to Singapore and there was flood everywhere in Malaysia, and heavy rain in singapore, till now. He also made a movie "blockbuster" with the title:

"I am a cyborg, but that's gay."*

And I don't understand the movie. He becomes a cyborg and everyone is like, "Omg, Rain is a cyborg?! But that is okay''. If i mutate into a cyborg, will you say that I am ok? Of course not. You would be running around telling everyone:

"LOOK! EnEn is a cyborg but that is not okay!"

The title of the show should be:

"I am a cyborg, but that is stupid, kill me."

This is more logical. If you see a cyborg, you would start calling SCDF, then, the SCDF will kill the cyborg, in this case, Rain (which will stop the heavy rain, which is good).

The reason the movie is a blockbuster is because Rain is featured. Which also means that most of the viewers of the movie are girls, desperate for a handsome boyfriend. They need help from Rain. They need answers to their questions. Examples:

"Are you really a cyborg?"

"Is it okay to be a cyborg?"

"Are cyborgs gay?"

So, that is it for today's junk.

I just used up about 15 minutes of my life writing it. Which is good, in a sense.

P/S: If you find this post insulting, especially those who are fans of Rain, be sure to read my disclaimer.