Bringing TNL to a whole new level.

Remember my post on The New Language, aka TNL? A quote from my post:

I have discovered that many people uses TNL in blogs, diarys and in fact anything that requires you to write English. It is a language ONLY used by singaporeans, mostly teens, and are usually females.

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I was right for all of the above, except for the fact that I didn't know boys would use it on their crush/girlfriend. Or rather I did not state it in my post. But the worse thing is, I did not expect boys to write notes to girlfriends using TNL. Do you?

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This letter which I found just brought TNL to a whole new level of bullshit. This is what I mean by TNL: Utter nonsense. Try writing TNL in your GCE O levels. I believe the old man in cambridge marking your test paper will choke on his lit cigar and die. Talk about being inconsiderate.

The words written in black is believed to be written by a girl while the one written in blue, a boy.

Can you sense your hair on your arms standing? And a voice inside you growing stronger and stronger and just when you reach "Don't talk to you liao..=P", you scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!".

"Dont talk to you liao..=P" is pointless. It's main purpose is to flirt, but I predict those two are boy girl friends already. So why flirt? I instill sexual feelings? Just go and have sex lah. It's more thrilling I believe. No need to flirt. Do not beat around the bush lah.

And the bloody bapok's reply is bloody bapok. "you also bad help ben don't help me der..he kept scolding me lor..sad sad..someone don't care for me ler..(T.T)<-(merry[insert smiley])Muackz..LOVE YOU!". There is one thing i must remind people here. 'Muackz' online doesn't work. You want to kiss, you kiss. Don't be a retard and write MUACKS! SMOOCHIES! HUGS! No one can feel it.

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How to write a proper note.

Girl's text:

Dear boyfriend,
I am writing this letter to inform you that i will not be calling you "hey" any longer. Instead, i will be calling you "dar". Don't you feel that i am an obedient girl? My apologies, when you were having a headache, i was not able to take care of you. I feel terrible about it.

Are you still having a headache? Are you still experiencing immense pain? My heart throbs at the thought of you not talking to me. I am very sad, and am currently having English lesson. Oh, Ben informed me that you were speaking ill of me when you two chatted on the phone. What insolence, calling me petty. I am not going to talk to you any longer.

Yours sincerely,
Girlfriend

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Boy's reply

Dear Girlfriend,
My reply to your letter would be that if you are already used to calling me by whatever name there is, I will not mind at all. And I'm still currently experiencing great pain from my headache, but it's alright, do not worry. I did not talk to as you were chatting with your friend already, and i did not want to be a light bulb, very sorry about that.

Oh, the only negative comment i gave to Ben about you is that you are petty, and nothing else. You are also bad. You offer help to Ben but not me, whom is your boyfriend. Are you aware that he never stopped scolding me? I feel disappointed and sad. However, i want to kiss you to let you know that I love you.

By the way, what did BiaBin tell you?

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This is the way they should have wrote.