April Fool's Day.

This blog will be probably dead for like weeks until my new computer is fixed. Really no time to blog. No more crap, no more nonsense, the end is here. In fact, the end is only about 5 meters away from me, as proved by the following diagram:














Now, to the more interesting part of my post.

Why do people do pranks and stuff on April Fool's Day?

Because it is a good excuse. After tricking your teacher or whoever, just say that it is April Fool's Day. Most of the time, they won't get angry or hate you. Am I right? Of course. Which make me oh so happy. For 24 hours of all the 365 days times 24 hours = 8760 hours, I can almost prank anyone legally!

I have some good prank call scenario if you want to prank others.

1) Call a girl you know that have parents that would hate it if she had a boyfriend, call her home when she is out, then, tell the person who picked up the phone that you are her boyfriend and wait for results.

2) Same for the above mentioned, but now, tell the person that she is pregnant.

3) I will explain this with an example:

EnEn: Hello, may I speak to James Teo?
Someone that is not James (guy): Erm, I think you've got the wrong number.
EnEn: I called this number before and it's James, don't fuck with me.
Someone: Serious.
EnEn: Shut up, you stupid fuck.
Someone: Sorry.
EnEn: "Happy" April Fool's Day!

Basically, just make the person who picked up the phone feel stupid. That is why april fool's day exist.