"I am not a girl, not yet a woman" - Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a celebrity. You should know her, she is damn popular. She is hot, pretty and sexy. And that is all sarcasm. Her songs sucks. She can't even put logic into her song. And one of them is "I am not a girl, not yet a woman". It is one of the worst songs in history, ever.



































Do you know how she got famous? She sang the song, "Oops, I did it again" that is also one of the worst song in history, but they remove it from the list after getting blackmailed. Do you know how irritating it is?


EnEn: Can you stop doing that?
Britney: Okay, okay. (punches EnEn)
EnEn: WTF?
Britney: OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN. (punches EnEn)
EnEn: WTF?
Britney: OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.


















And, she just shaved herself bald. I thought that she was damn stupid, but then, after hours of thinking, I made two reasons on why she have to shave her head.

















1) She is going to NS. Everyone who steps into the barrack must shave themselves bald. So, Britney Spears MUST be going to NS! News reports say that she is entering the army as a singer for dead soldiers.


















2) She has cancer, so, she must go for a chemotherapy.

In fact, there are physical evidence! Can you see two huge lumps on her chest? That's the cancer cells. It grows by one size every plastic surgery. Why didn't anyone think of this? It is so damn obvious!

So, Britney, you have to improve your attitude, and nice hairstyle you got.