Weather Forecast? Don't.
Don't believe weather forecasts. It is a total hoax. As in, seriously, it is a total hoax. This few people, have nothing to do. Because of that, they stare at clouds, measure how much rain water drop into their cups. These assholes, take our money (taxes), tell us their measurements, and not all of them are real.
Do you know what happened before Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans? This is what happened:
And then, a hurricane hit New Orleans. Sad, real sad, thousands of innocent people died. Is this the kind of people you want to be giving you useless information everyday, in the newspapers, websites and even cartoons that your children watch everyday?
This is what happened before the Boxing Day tsunami hit Sri Lanka:
And then, all hell break lose.
A weather forecaster said:
imagine a rotating sphere that is 12,800 kilometers (8000 miles) in diameter, has a bumpy surface, is surrounded by a 40-kilometer-deep mixture of different gases whose concentrations vary both spatially and over time, and is heated, along with its surrounding gases, by a nuclear reactor 150 million kilometers (93 million miles) away. Imagine also that this sphere is revolving around the nuclear reactor and that some locations are heated more during one part of the revolution and other locations are heated during another part of the revolution. And imagine that this mixture of gases continually receives inputs from the surface below, generally calmly but sometimes through violent and highly localized injections. Then, imagine that after watching the gaseous mixture, you are expected to predict its state at one location on the sphere one, two, or more days into the future. This is essentially the task encountered day by day by a weather forecaster.
—On the difficulty of weather forecasting, Bob Ryan, Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society, 1982.
EnEn said:
Imagine me boxing your face, twice a day. Your face, which has a bumpy surface, hit by a nuclear reactor, fed by warm waters, is surrounded by a 30 kilometer pile of shit, where the concentration of your body is 80 percent shit and 20 percent water. You are expected to predict your state, 5, 6, or even 7 years in the future. This is essentially what you are doing now.
-On Bob Ryan.
With that, I present you, my own weather forecast for this week.
Do you know what happened before Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans? This is what happened:
And then, a hurricane hit New Orleans. Sad, real sad, thousands of innocent people died. Is this the kind of people you want to be giving you useless information everyday, in the newspapers, websites and even cartoons that your children watch everyday?
This is what happened before the Boxing Day tsunami hit Sri Lanka:
And then, all hell break lose.
A weather forecaster said:
imagine a rotating sphere that is 12,800 kilometers (8000 miles) in diameter, has a bumpy surface, is surrounded by a 40-kilometer-deep mixture of different gases whose concentrations vary both spatially and over time, and is heated, along with its surrounding gases, by a nuclear reactor 150 million kilometers (93 million miles) away. Imagine also that this sphere is revolving around the nuclear reactor and that some locations are heated more during one part of the revolution and other locations are heated during another part of the revolution. And imagine that this mixture of gases continually receives inputs from the surface below, generally calmly but sometimes through violent and highly localized injections. Then, imagine that after watching the gaseous mixture, you are expected to predict its state at one location on the sphere one, two, or more days into the future. This is essentially the task encountered day by day by a weather forecaster.
—On the difficulty of weather forecasting, Bob Ryan, Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society, 1982.
EnEn said:
Imagine me boxing your face, twice a day. Your face, which has a bumpy surface, hit by a nuclear reactor, fed by warm waters, is surrounded by a 30 kilometer pile of shit, where the concentration of your body is 80 percent shit and 20 percent water. You are expected to predict your state, 5, 6, or even 7 years in the future. This is essentially what you are doing now.
-On Bob Ryan.
With that, I present you, my own weather forecast for this week.
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Saturday, May 19, 2007
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