Britney, I'm so scared.

A few weeks ago, I posted something on Britney Spears, the woman who do not thinks that she is not a female, and therefore, not a girl and a woman altogether. After completing her Basic Military Training (BMT) , she came across my blog and was furious.

This is the email she sent to me.

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From: britneycutie_ _@hotmail.com (Shall not reveal her full e-mail address)
To: Me

Subject: You son of a bitch.

How dare you insult me like that!!! Not only have you spoilt my reputation, you have exposed my breast enhancing secrets and my health problems. I love being a botak-head and I have received many invitations to join several gangs, including the Skin Head. Enen, you are not popular, you are just a blogger who sits down all day long on your couch and sleep. For me, I attend parties after parties, the Grammy Awards and other awards, how about you?

Your blog is the suckiest blog I have EVER seen. It is probably the worse blog in the world. There is too much nonsense in your blog, making it very....nonsensical. The template of this blog is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. In fact, YOU are the worse thing I have ever seen.

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I replied.

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From: me
To: britneycutie_ _@hotmail.com (Shall not reveal her full e-mail address)

Subject: RE: You son of a bitch.

I didn't. I was telling the truth. In fact, you are the worse NS men I have ever seen. You cannot even hold a rifle, the rifle holds you. I am not invited to the gang because I have hair, unlike you, you have nothing on your head, you wax your head until there is so much glare. You can become a nun if you like.

This is you:





So shut up.