Oohk Mada.
I am Oohk Mada, the opposite of Adam Khoo.
Today, I will be discouraging you, as usual, with my latest books, titled: "I am stupid, so are you!" and also "Secrets of self-made millionaires". The two books speaks about why people lose money and why many people commit suicide and become emo, cut themselves, and then, start to kill their family members.
Extracts from "I am stupid, so are you!":
"People are stupid because their parents are stupid. As you know, their genes will be passed on to you, and you have no choice but to be stupid. This also applies to rabbits, but I won't touch on that, it's probably too complicated for you."
"You have to be clever. When your friend slaps you, call SPCA, he is an animal."
"The education system is smart, they divide everyone into three. Clever, stupid and retarded."
This book will help your relatives be realistic and not be self-absorbed into those fiction books that speaks about the Earth being round, or those nonsense on medicines. The truth is the truth and no one can run away from it. So, buy it now.
ONLY S$199.90!
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An extract from "Secrets of self-made millionaires":
"There are many ways to become a millionaire. Popular ones includes drug trafficking, drink driving and also robbing. Bill Gates, a guy who have a lot of money, used his mother's NETS card, and transfer her funds into his account. Now, he is a multi billionaire, but he is a loser, don't worry."
This book explains on the factors that creates millionaires and also to tell the reader the truth on making big bucks. The book contains secrets, so, you are not allowed to tell your friends about the content. So, buy it now.
FOR ONLY S$ 99.89!!!
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The writer nor publisher is responsible for any deaths or injuries deriving from any acts that the books encourage. The books are to blame. It is not the writer's or the publisher's fault. The bookshops that sold the books are also to blame. In fact, the trees that made the paper is also to blame. This applies to every person that reads the books.
Today, I will be discouraging you, as usual, with my latest books, titled: "I am stupid, so are you!" and also "Secrets of self-made millionaires". The two books speaks about why people lose money and why many people commit suicide and become emo, cut themselves, and then, start to kill their family members.
Extracts from "I am stupid, so are you!":
"People are stupid because their parents are stupid. As you know, their genes will be passed on to you, and you have no choice but to be stupid. This also applies to rabbits, but I won't touch on that, it's probably too complicated for you."
"You have to be clever. When your friend slaps you, call SPCA, he is an animal."
"The education system is smart, they divide everyone into three. Clever, stupid and retarded."
This book will help your relatives be realistic and not be self-absorbed into those fiction books that speaks about the Earth being round, or those nonsense on medicines. The truth is the truth and no one can run away from it. So, buy it now.
ONLY S$199.90!
------------------------------------------------------------
An extract from "Secrets of self-made millionaires":
"There are many ways to become a millionaire. Popular ones includes drug trafficking, drink driving and also robbing. Bill Gates, a guy who have a lot of money, used his mother's NETS card, and transfer her funds into his account. Now, he is a multi billionaire, but he is a loser, don't worry."
This book explains on the factors that creates millionaires and also to tell the reader the truth on making big bucks. The book contains secrets, so, you are not allowed to tell your friends about the content. So, buy it now.
FOR ONLY S$ 99.89!!!
------------------------------------------------------------
The writer nor publisher is responsible for any deaths or injuries deriving from any acts that the books encourage. The books are to blame. It is not the writer's or the publisher's fault. The bookshops that sold the books are also to blame. In fact, the trees that made the paper is also to blame. This applies to every person that reads the books.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
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