Gays?

I don't understand why boys like boys and girls like girls. It is an utter disgrace to humankind. It is not even in nature for humans to like the same gender. Other than the boring physical aspects of the other gender which you obviously have (unless handicapped, dislocated to just plain pathetic), your other gender's mental state is also about the same as yours.


















Gays are like that. It is a good thing that Singapore doesn't allow gay. Imagine, gays walking in orchard road, kissing, hugging, making love, blah. It would be a horrible sight. Totally horrible. I also believe that all gays should be hanged.


"They have been gay. They are constantly gay. Gay." - EnEn, 2007


I know how to detect people who have gay family or they themselves are gay.

Do YOU know how?
These are a few phrases that people always say, whether they are gay, their parents are gay or they know people who are gay.

1) My mother and mother are going to work, want to come over to my house?
2) I don't have a mother.
3) He has a boyfriend.
4) She has a girlfriend.
5) I don't have a father.
6) I hate my mothers who always nag.
7) My fathers are always scolding me.
8) I am going into the same toilet with my stead.
9) Me and my partner do not have to wear a bra.
10) During orientation camp where both genders are separated, I slept together with my partner.


Have you ever heard of these sentences? Be careful of them. When they touch you, they are getting pleasure, while you are getting irritated. With that, I will make my guide on how to handle gays:

1) If your friend is gay and always walks with you, find another person of the same gender as you and make him jealous.
2) If your teacher is gay, always hand in your work from the left, gays are prone to not notice people of the same gender from the left.
3) If your parents are gay, never have a close friend that is of the same gender as you, your parents will ask you to marry, fast.
4) If you are in a gay community, and many of them are staring at you, shout: "I hate gays, gays suck!"
5) Never, ever talk to a friend that is gay and of the same gender as you, you may make them think that you like them, that..is undesirable.


















Are you getting the hang of it? Are you looking left and right, trying to find gays in your area? FEAR NOT, there are things that gays always wear:

1) I-shirt with the words: "I love this gender"
2) A cap with the words: "this feels good"
3) A blue shirt with yellow fading lines on the left side of the hips.


















Are you gay? That, is the question.