KFC sucks.

KFC is a liar. Propaganda. Loser. Customer cheater. And any other available insults available in all the languages available. Why? Because KFC uses propaganda to instill pleasure into potential customers minds. They are liars. It is almost as if Stalin is the one who owns KFC.

They are skilled at lying to customers. One of them are video clips shown on television and and pictures shown to passers-by. It is totally fake. I mean it. As in, my friend bought the "new" melts thingy which is:-

"Juicy diced tomatoes, barbeque-flavoured nachos and and creamy barbeque mayonnaise, set off with the aroma of smooth cheese and the distinctive flavour of Original Recipe chicken, all wrapped in a warm, toasted tortilla!" - KFC, a sucker, 2007

They make the sentence sound so nice, but if you read properly, it is, in EnEn's version:

"Tomatoes plus barbeque flavored nachos and mayonnaise plus cheese plus flavour of Original Recipe chicken in tortilla." - EnEn, not a sucker, 2007

See? All the unnecessary description before every noun in the advertisement, designed to fake the reader to make assumptions on the food, such as, "smooth" and " distinctive". I mean, what the hell?

Here is the picture that is shown in the advertisements:



Nice..

Now, I would shade the parts that are fake, and show you the real thing:


And here is the real thing:




I believe that KFC should have a new slogan, and I have some suggestions for their new slogan:

1. You eat chicken?
2. I love fats!
3. Chickens are my best friends.
4. Kids For Chicken.
5. I hate MacDonald's.

Do you know the who founded KFC? His name is Colonel Sanders. He is quite handsome for people of his age, amazing, though. During his young age, he is seen to be playing with the 3 chickens he had as pets in his backyard behind his house. His favourite animal is the chicken. Unfortunately, that is his favourite food too. He can spent over more than 6 hours playing with chickens, such as playing dead, sliding down the slope and having tea together. He developed a very nice, as in, very very very nice recipe, but because he is a very selfish guy, he didn't tell anyone and he died.