Why I hate RPG.

Lets talk about people making impossible short forms in online conversations. You all may not received such messages before, but they exist. Super long sentences shorten into just one word. Amazing.

One such example:

BTDTGTTSAWIO

Any guess? It means: "Been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out". What the hell. I thought it was "Botak Teenager Growing Tangible Genitals To Test Sexual Activities With Irritating Overweights"

Another:

MTFBWY

Any guess? It means: "May the force be with you." In fact, this phrase is commonly used in Star Wars!


Another:

STYSOABYRSMBYAHIFYAWTM

It means: "Shut up you son of a b***h you really suck my balls you a**hole in fact you are worse than me." Commonly used to insult your relatives without them knowing. This works well when your parents are scolding you, and you just want to insult them in their face. Works well with almost everyone, except for faggots, which means that it doesn't work with President Bush and Osama Bin Laden.


Why the hell do they want to have such useless short forms? If this is legal, I would have short- form-a-tise my whole compo and get a full mark for perfect grammar and usage of words. This is applicable to ALL English teachers.