What are we going to do after Earth? (Other than dying)

Earth is dying. Global warming threatens to wet our floors. Melt our ice-cream, and also, causing us to switch on our air-conditioners longer, thus, wasting electricity. Earth is dying. I repeat. Earth is dying. I repeat, Earth is dying.

As such, we must have new ideas to counter this problem! We have the technology, we have the mindset, we have the resources, but, we have not anything yet. YET. I, EnEn, owner of lifeaintsosimple.blogspot.com will present my ideas on countering this problem.

My solution is: Space Travel.

The main problem on space travel is cost. It is super expensive. If you tap your ez link card on the machine inside the space shuttle, the machine will start insult you. I mean it. To solve this problem, all poor people will be given money by their government. Rich people must give some to the poor people.


















Another problem is: Human Temptation.

These are some human needs and wants:

1) Water
2) Oxygen
3) Sex, I mean, reproduction to prevent extinction
4) A Playstation Portable

For the water, they could bring water bottles into space. For oxygen, bring oxygen masks. For the third one, bring their girlfriend along, PROVIDED they do not have AIDS, HIV and bitchness. The fourth one, AKA, most important one, AKA, PSP, they could buy a PSP, then bring it along, PROVIDED they have the following games:

1. Starwars: The return of the Jedi Mutants
   
2. Space travel simulator
3. Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

Another problem: Space travel is too long.

No one can survive more than 120 years, but, if you want to go to the nearest habitable planet, it takes ''quite a while'. So how? We go hibernation. Simple. We can fit all the astronauts into the fridge, freeze them, when they reach, we put them in an oven. Or a microwave, for those impatient ones.




















(Amazing, I did not insult in this post!)