The hand series: The index finger

The index finger is like an arrow. It directs others to a certain direction, even unconscionably. With the mighty finger, politicians have controlled democracy, ruled the kingdom and even, poke his friend's butt. Do you know that President Kennedy of America was shot because he does not have an index finger? Of course not, it's not true, I wrote that statement so you would be interested.


The index finger have been used by champions alike, meaning "one", referring to as, "being first". I don't know why they like it so much, first of all, the index finger is thinner than the THUMB, second, the index finger can never grow longer than 4 inches!

The index finger can also do combos, which is another word for combination. This is one such combo:

1) Insert INDEX finger into nose.
2) Using the nail, move around, and find some hidden treasures, such as potential fertilisers and of course, the S-word, which I won't type out because my blog is clean and contains no vulgarities (but, seriously?).
3) Using the finger, FLICK off the treasure, but it requires the THUMB, so this is out of syllabus and will only be explained next time on "The hand series: The thumb".

FAQ:

1) Why is the index finger called the index finger?

Because, the finger is situated in between the middle finger and the thumb, the smallest finger is called the pinky finger, but it's not pink, and don't ask me why.

2) Why is the index finger always almost as long as the RING finger?

Because, the Creator of life, copied and paste the same file over to his Photoshop CS2. Furthermore, I believe that this is a stupid question because your question contains more than 12 words.