Sunday, June 24, 2007

How the topics taught in school benefit us.

Millions of pupils around the world have asked each other: why do we go to school?

We go to school so that we can understand the world. Do you know why the Earth is round? I know, because I go to school. The Earth is round because the Earth is made up of soil. As you know, soil tends to be round.

For this nine part series, we are going to discuss on how each individual pure topics could help us understand the world.

Geography:

Two guys are walking to West Coast park McDonald's to buy some Shrek ears, when they see a small hill. One of the guys attended school, while the other wastes his money on cigarettes.


Stupid guy: Eh, why is there a small hill there?

Do YOU know why? Let us ask the clever guy.

Clever guy: Because, there is a subduction zone beneath the hill, and the hill is actually a volcano.


WOAH! The stupid guy was amazed at his descriptions! Someone then phoned the stupid guy, and his phone vibrated.

Stupid guy: Eh, why does my phone vibrates?

Do you know why? Let us ask the clever guy.

Clever guy: Because, there is an Earthquake.


The stupid guy then took out a piece of metal, placed it on the ground, and the metal EXPANDED!

Stupid guy: Eh, why does the thing expand?

Do you know why? Let us ask the clever guy.

Clever guy: Because two plates on the Earth's crusts are moving away from each other, pulling the metal ruler apart.


Stay tuned for PART 2.

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