Sony vs Microsoft [P1]
The question: Playstation or the Xbox?
My answer would definitely be: Xbox
(This post is extremely biased, like most of my friends are towards their fellow Playstations, for the unbiased opinion, refer to the bottom of this post, which is number eight)
First of all, I don't like RPG games. It wastes a lot of my time. It takes over 15 hours to complete a Final Fantasy game and I get sick of it before I complete two hours out of the 15 plus hours. you see, this is one reason I don't waste my time playing Rakion, the game that caused my friends to retain.
Second, on paper, the Playstation THREE has much capabilities than the Xbox 360. Woah, Playstation fans suddenly feel proud. But if you look closely, I used the word "capabilities", which has the root word of "capable", meaning, something that it CAN do, but does not necessarily mean it has done it before.
Third, the Playstation starts with a "P", which is also the starting letter for "penis". It contains pure bad luck.
Fourth, everyone can guess what come next after Playstation 3. It is, Playstation 4. BUT, no one can guess what come next after xbox 360. It may be xbox 3, or xbox 7123314, or even, "063xobx".
Fifth, the Playstation controller sucks. It is too small. As in, seriously, it is damn small. And playing FPS games on it is hell, the shoulder buttons are unnatural, there is no pressure sensor, there is only a "yes" or "no" signal, rather than Xbox shoulder AKA trigger button, which has a "yes, and this guy is pressing a bit soft, so, punch that asshole only using a 64 gram force, enough to paralyze him" kind of signal.
Sixth, Playstation 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 do not and will not have any game titled or equal to Halo 1/2/3. This is because Playstation sucks and Xbox rocks.
Seventh, Playstation is Japanese originated. Japan is a country full of weird people who do not cook fish, and thus eat them raw. They are also very stupid, they do not know alphabets, they used basic shapes instead of excellent alphabets which requires an IQ of 56.3 and higher.
Eighth, this is the only reason why Playstation is better than Xbox..
The playstation is taller than the xbox.
My answer would definitely be: Xbox
(This post is extremely biased, like most of my friends are towards their fellow Playstations, for the unbiased opinion, refer to the bottom of this post, which is number eight)
First of all, I don't like RPG games. It wastes a lot of my time. It takes over 15 hours to complete a Final Fantasy game and I get sick of it before I complete two hours out of the 15 plus hours. you see, this is one reason I don't waste my time playing Rakion, the game that caused my friends to retain.
Second, on paper, the Playstation THREE has much capabilities than the Xbox 360. Woah, Playstation fans suddenly feel proud. But if you look closely, I used the word "capabilities", which has the root word of "capable", meaning, something that it CAN do, but does not necessarily mean it has done it before.
Third, the Playstation starts with a "P", which is also the starting letter for "penis". It contains pure bad luck.
Fourth, everyone can guess what come next after Playstation 3. It is, Playstation 4. BUT, no one can guess what come next after xbox 360. It may be xbox 3, or xbox 7123314, or even, "063xobx".
Fifth, the Playstation controller sucks. It is too small. As in, seriously, it is damn small. And playing FPS games on it is hell, the shoulder buttons are unnatural, there is no pressure sensor, there is only a "yes" or "no" signal, rather than Xbox shoulder AKA trigger button, which has a "yes, and this guy is pressing a bit soft, so, punch that asshole only using a 64 gram force, enough to paralyze him" kind of signal.
Sixth, Playstation 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 do not and will not have any game titled or equal to Halo 1/2/3. This is because Playstation sucks and Xbox rocks.
Seventh, Playstation is Japanese originated. Japan is a country full of weird people who do not cook fish, and thus eat them raw. They are also very stupid, they do not know alphabets, they used basic shapes instead of excellent alphabets which requires an IQ of 56.3 and higher.
Eighth, this is the only reason why Playstation is better than Xbox..
The playstation is taller than the xbox.
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
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