Marketing tactics.
Sometimes I get irritated by people who do "suggestive selling", which is the act of "suggesting" something to lure the customer to buy something else. But that is the point, it is to irritate the customer until they buy the product. An example of forced suggestive selling is as follow:
A: Hi, good morning sir.
B: I would like to buy a McSpicy Extra Value meal.
A: How about an up size?
B: Oh, never mind about that.
A: It's only 50 pathetic cents extra..
B: Oh, I think I won't need it.
A: Seriously, without the up size, the meal will never be enough for your family, or for yourselves.
B: Oh, nevermind.
A: How about adding a 1 dollar sidekick?
B: Oh, don't worry.
A: An extremely delicious apple pie?
B: That is enough.
A: It is good for your health sir, how about a SALAD?
B: I hate veggies.
A: They are nice, try it!
B: SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Ever experienced this before? Okay, maybe not as bad, but something like it.
Every good restaurant will do some sort of suggestive selling, it is quite normal. Can't blame them, their managers forced them to do it. The most popular suggestion is the choice to up size your meal, sometimes, suggesting EVERY meal you say.
A: Hello.
B: I would like to buy a meal.
A: Up size?
B: No.
B: I would like to buy another meal.
A: Up size?
B: No.
B: I would like to buy another meal.
A: Up size?
B: No.
B: I would like to buy another meal.
A: Up size?
B: No.
B: I would like to buy another meal.
A: Up size?
B: SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!
The end.
I don't know what to talk about for this topic.
A: Hi, good morning sir.
B: I would like to buy a McSpicy Extra Value meal.
A: How about an up size?
B: Oh, never mind about that.
A: It's only 50 pathetic cents extra..
B: Oh, I think I won't need it.
A: Seriously, without the up size, the meal will never be enough for your family, or for yourselves.
B: Oh, nevermind.
A: How about adding a 1 dollar sidekick?
B: Oh, don't worry.
A: An extremely delicious apple pie?
B: That is enough.
A: It is good for your health sir, how about a SALAD?
B: I hate veggies.
A: They are nice, try it!
B: SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Ever experienced this before? Okay, maybe not as bad, but something like it.
Every good restaurant will do some sort of suggestive selling, it is quite normal. Can't blame them, their managers forced them to do it. The most popular suggestion is the choice to up size your meal, sometimes, suggesting EVERY meal you say.
A: Hello.
B: I would like to buy a meal.
A: Up size?
B: No.
B: I would like to buy another meal.
A: Up size?
B: No.
B: I would like to buy another meal.
A: Up size?
B: No.
B: I would like to buy another meal.
A: Up size?
B: No.
B: I would like to buy another meal.
A: Up size?
B: SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!
The end.
I don't know what to talk about for this topic.
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