Want music? Use a ear piece.

I think it's safe to say that there are more and more people out there who don't know that there's this invention called 'earpiece' or 'bluetooth device' or 'headphone'. For the benefit of the people who do not know those inventions, a picture of a headphone is shown below.


A headset

Maybe, just maybe, it is time for you guys to buy one! With it, people won't scold FUCK to you on the bus when you blast your stupid songs! Everyone will be happier, especially these people.


Their company

You know karma? It exist. It is true, scientists have proven it. By buying a earpiece, you get to make everyone happy, especially their company. Moreover, they will also gain more money. karma states that if you do something good in your life, something good will happen to you. really.

However, in order to achieve this, you must know how to use it in such a way that everyone is happy. I have taken the initiative to tell you what you should not do with a ear piece to make everyone happy.

1) Plug the ear piece in both your ears and completely unaware that you have not plug it in to your mp3 or hand phone, proceed to play your music.

- If you do that, your music will blast out! Imagine that happening! You do not want that because people will be disappointed with you, especially your mother. Use your brain to remember the procedure to use your ear piece. You don't want to be careless.


2) Use it while you are swimming.

- This will spoil your ear piece. you will have to buy another one or get it fixed (no other option as 'not buying/repairing' is impossible). Please take note of this: do not let water come into contact with your ear piece.


3) Let your 3> x year old brother/sister look at it, close up.

- Your brother/sister will eat it, which doesn't really matter. The bad thing is, your ear piece can't be used anymore. You will have to buy another one or get it fixed.


4) Attempt to break open it to learn how to make a similar one.

- Considering the fact that you do not even know that earpieces exist, DON'T. In fact, NEVER EVER do it. Don't even think about it. It is against everyone's common sense. And the law.

The law. Don't do something and regret later on..

5) Cut the ear piece because you don't know how to switch it off.

Some earpieces cannot be switched off. For the ear pieces, do not worry. Simply switch off your mp3 or hand phones to stop the music.

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Practice makes perfect. You do want your life to be good don't you (hint: think of karma while answering this question)? With a ear piece, you can improve your life.

EAR PIECE + PROCEDURE + MP3 + PEOPLE + BRAINS/MEMORIZE = GOOD LIFE.