How subjects taught in school benefit us: CME

Why do we learn CME? Is it because we are not morally upright? Wahlau eh, I feel so insulted, but I think CME is unnecessary; we are in a world where ah bengs and ah lians walk like monkeys, smoke like never before and fail every test, getting the highest L1R5 in the country with 6F9's. Students shout at their teacher with the top of their voice and even doing the most dangerous thing ever thought from man:

Walking across the parade square when there is a lightning warning!

That is why CME exists. CME is important, it is the acronym for "Civics and moral education" which is equal to "Common sense and Manners Education".

So let us go back to the conversation the stupid and clever guy had.

Stupid guy: Eh, why did I retain last year? I passed every subject, including English, Math and PE!

Clever guy: Because, you failed CME.

Stupid guy: It is THAT important?

Clever guy: Yeah! Do you know why your father is not caning you right now for being late for dinner by three hours? Because he got A1 for his CME.


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Here are some common questions for your CME examination:

1) If your teacher starts shouting vulgarities, what should you do?

Based on my pass experiences and academic research, I should start shouting vulgarities at him or her because he is going against a school rule, further more, he is wearing ankle socks, which is said to NOT protect your feet from danger, such as... ...strings.

2) Your friend told you to be late for dinner, what will you do?

a) Tell him to go up the nearest roof, and jump down
b) Bash him up
c) Call the police
d) Tell him that he should respect my decision to come home early for dinner, as one should be polite to a mother and thus, this is the correct answer.

My answer: b.


3) Fill in the blanks:

He lied because he has no h____.

My answer: air.


Tune in for part 3.