Hobbies.

Everyone has hobbies. Hobbies are the best thing in the world because they are activities or interests pursued for pleasure or relaxation and not as a main occupation. Basically hobbies are also what you do in the free time, like when you get bored in a maths lesson.

Hobbies are the best thing in the world. I have a hobby. I like to blog during my free time. But that's out of point. The fun thing now is hobbies can be anything; swimming, reading, running, blogging. Anything! It is like 'x', where 'x' is a variable and 'y' = 0.

Everyone have hobbies. Stalin does. Hitler does. But the special thing about their hobbies is that it involves killing people, which is actually okay if you really think of it. Killing people during their free time.


There are people that I know of who have hobbies too, although it's not as fantastic and amazing as Hitler's and Stalin's hobbies, at least they have hobbies. They eat, sleep and smile.

The thing I don't get it is how they consider these three things as hobbies. I see them everywhere in Friendster. What's your hobby? Oh, sleeping! I sleep too. The thing is, eating, sleeping and smiling are like sex: they are necessary.


Listing them as hobbies is as equivalent to saying "I had sex with Michael jack`son.", and you happen to be a guy.