Thursday, July 26, 2007

How subjects taught in school benefit us: English

(Finally a post?)

This is the most difficult subject to learn, and also, the most important(in theory), since, without English, we would not understand ANYTHING(or whatever) on the roads, while walking and even while studying. It is thereby a must to learn English.

"You are a comedian if you do not study English" - EnEn

Do you know which group of people are natural comedians? They are people who don't speak English. They don't know it, they don't realize it. If they have their own blogs, I will surely visit them.

Example 1:

Push little bit back ward to stop? Doesn't really make any sense, right? This is another reason why you must learn English, without it, no one can understand you.


Example 2:

Use a knife to cut off unneeded tape?! You crazy? You _____ (insert custom made vulgarity, as this blog is family oriented)? Imagine someone bringing a knife for their examinations.


Example 3:

Avoid a direct ray of light? How are you going to see the cardboard if you have to keep running faster than light to avoid them?


The point is, without English, everyone can trick you to choosing the wrong answer, lets say, a question in a Math examination:

Ema has the most number of sweets. Who has the most number of sweets?

1) Jacky
2) Lily
3) Ema
4) Toilet Roll

Everyone knows the answer, of course it's Jacky who has the most number of sweets. Without English, I would have guessed that it was Ema who has the most number of sweets.

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