Halloween.

Halloween is one day of the year where kids get to dress like a stupid shit, walk around asking for sweets (Note: This is no different from a beggar). This is why Singapore doesn't celebrate Halloween, you see. Beggars are illegal in Singapore.



First, there is this "Trick or Treat!". What the hell is that? Is it a trick or is it a treat? Make up your mind. Wake up your bloody idea, or you can knock it down.

"Trick or Treat!" is what beggers say during Halloween. It's just like a different phrase, but complete with similar meaning. It's like "Beggar, Lazzaroni, Pauper, Fucker". All of them have the same meaning. Trick or Treat also means "Please give me food, Please give me water, Got 10cents?" It just depends on the seasons (summer, autumn, winter and spring).



Halloween is probably the worst day in the world. It is the day when everyone becomes a ghost.