Live Earth.

"Live Earth was a series of worldwide concerts held on July 7, that initiated a three-year campaign to combat climate change and advocate environmentally-sustainable living. The concerts brought together more than 150 musical acts in eleven locations around the world and were broadcast to a mass global audience through radio, television, and the Internet." - Wikipedia.org

Live Earth is actually crap. During Live Earth, you will see Justing Timberlake (note that his name contains the word "timber", suggesting that he had always been cutting down trees for timber for a long time, and also, if you cut off some words, it will be left with "Just Timber", suggesting that he des not think that trees are important) telling you to do something like this:

"Please switch off the lights when you leave a room."

In actually fact, after repeating the quote 3 times, I decoded it and I was left with:

"Please buy my latest album when you enter a shop."


During Live Earth, many celebrities told the crowd to "save the Earth", while they themselves are producing over 75, 500 tonnes of greenhouse gases. This is like a teacher shouting at you to stop shouting, or a gangster telling you to stop being rude. In literature, there is a poem on this:

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Poem Title: Live Earth is a bastarderel.
Writer: EnEn

To please himself,
he flicks the switch,
To upset Earth,
he is a bitch(erel).

To get attention,
he get performers,
To upset Earth,
he waste and litters.

To please the crowd,
he advise others,
To upset Earth,
he distribute flyers.

This is the fate,
man create.

This is Live Earth.

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Seriously, I don't see any obvious change in media reports after Live Earth. "The concert for a climate in crisis"? It is correct to say that it is "The climate for a concert in crisis".

So, let me rephrase the "definition" of Live Earth:

"Live Earth was a series of worldwide concerts held on July 7, that dramatically increased sales of popular bands including Arctic Monkeys and Muse. The concert brought together more than 150 musical acts in eleven locations around the world and were broadcast to a massive potential customers through radio, television, and the Internet."

Anyway, stop littering. It destroys the Earth.