Saturday, August 04, 2007

The physically challenged.

The physically challenged are those who find it very difficult to anything physical, such as walking, playing soccer and even, smiling. We should never insult them for the following reasons:

1) They can travel faster than you.

See those big wheels they're sitting on? See the hands that are pushing the chairs? They have wheels and we only have two pathetic legs. What can we do with our legs? With wheels, they can grind, they can jump, they can ollie 560 degrees, and we can do none of them.

Once you insult them, let's say, with the phrase:

"Haha, I can play soccer, can you even hold a soccer ball?"

They will start their engines and run over you.




They have much more privilege than you.

Nature's call. You sprint to the nearest toilet. Then grab the nearest handle, and OMG, it's locked, someone's in it. You turn around, there, the handicap toilet. You run, and oops! A person with one leg used his 'tool' to hit you in the back, and you fall. Blood is dripping, and he says:

"Don't mess with my cubicle."

With blood dripping down your legs, you board a bus, and search for a seat, THERE! You run, and oops! A person, with three hands, pushes you away and says:

"Don't mess with my seat."




3) They earn more money than you do.

With posters everywhere, they get money without even working! Imagine, you sit down, someone comes to you, and gives you 3K. It must feel great. We, the non-handicapped people, will never experience something like that.




These people are so rich, they can stay in their homes with friends 24hours per day! Plus, maids and servants cleaning up the area and feeding them for free! Now, do you still want to insult them? Of course not. They are the Bill Gates of Singapore and the You Tube of the people.


P/S: If I am still not happy, I will be writing the second part of this series.

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