UFOs.

First and foremost, I would like to tell you the meaning and the paradox behind the term "UFO". UFOs are any unidentified flying objects. Alright, here is the paradox. The paradox is: When you identify a flying object as a UFO, it cannot be called a UFO because it is already identified, and when you stop identifying it, it will be a UFO again. So you're back in square one. I can repeat the sentence till the cows come home, but unfortunately, they came back home already.

Facts about UFOs:

1) All UFOs land on the United States of America.

Have you ever realized that you have never read a UFO encounter that reads something like this:

"I saw a UFO, it is not in the United States of America."

ALL reported UFO encounters occur in the USA. As quoted from Wikipedia:

"Reports of unusual aerial phenomena date back to ancient times, but reports of UFO sightings started becoming more common after the first widely publicized United States sighting in 1947."


2) Increased UFO sightings are caused by the increase in the playing of Frisbee.

ALL UFOs look like saucers. When one plays the Frisbee, one will look up, see the Frisbee, and immediately conclude that it is a UFO. Have you ever thought of UFOs when you're playing with a Frisbee?*

*P.S. The answer is "Yes".


3) ALL UFOs are aeroplanes that were built in Area 51.

The US government loves to prank their fellow citizens. They PURPOSEFULLY fly a round aeroplane and wait for someone to call them. This is a report:

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Witness: Hello, is this the police?
Police: Yeah, obviously. You dialed 911.
Witness: Right.. I saw a flying saucer just now!
Police: Does it look like a Frisbee?
Witness: Yes. It was flying very fast!
Police: Was it fun watching it fly?
Witness: Yes, very fun.
Police: So it's not an emergency right? Bye.

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
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UFOs are not true, okay? There are no such thing as aliens. Look at the Sun.. Obviously, no one can ever live there. With that, I assume that every planet looks and behaves like the Sun. So, there are no such thing as aliens. If you still believe that they exist, please visit:

http://www.iamaloser.com/iadmitit/seriously

Thank you for reading.