Pokemon Vs Digimon: The Series Part 1

Pokemon and Digimon..


These are the two Japanese-made cartoons that have "mon" in their names. Both cartoons display monsters fighting each other with a "trainer" to achieve something. Nevertheless, they have a similarity, they both suck. But let us put that aside and look at the good stuffs:

The good/bad stuffs about Pokemon:

1) Their language is the easiest to learn. By stringing their names together and repeating it with different tones, beats and pitches, they will be able to communicate verbally. Example:

Pikachu's name is pikachu. Her language is:

"Pi..KA, CHU! Pika..pika..chu! Chu pi ka pi ka pi pi pi kakaka chu chu pi ka chu pi pi."


I find this concept very stupid. The Pokemon will say, shout, whisper the same thing, even when its fighting. This is by far the lamest thing on Earth.

2) They have innovative names for their Pokemon games. The names are influenced by colours, and beautiful gems, but don't get tricked, the gems represents a colour. The creators obviously think we are stupid, but we are not.

These are some of the names:

Pokemon Blue, Red, Yellow, Green
Pokemon Sapphire, Ruby

When they didn't have any other names or when they simply are too lazy or such, they add an adjective behind the colour:

Pokemon FIRERed and LEAFGreen. (WOW! SO innovative!)


The next few games for the Pokemon series will have a more complicated colour:

"Pokemon Dark and Dirty Camouflage Navy Green."

3) THEY WILL NEVER DIE! This is the BEST THING IN POKEMON.

Yes, a Pokemon, after being run over by a truck, smashed onto a wall by Mewtwo, cut into half by a chainsaw, will simply FAINT. It will not die. It will never die, at least, in the show. This is because, Television producers from Mediacorp, who are gay and have pampered children, cannot stand watching their children watch living things DIE. They think that it is a very violent thing.


Tune in for the next Part 2 for the Digimon side! And eventually, the ultimate conclusion in part 3.