Scientific questions. Answered*
Many of us have asked yourselves about how the world works. Such questions challenge our minds to think and use our logic and sense to figure out why it happens. By not using mythical characters and unknown creatures that I have never ever seen before, I will be explaining on why certain things happen on Earth, or outer space.
1) What is gravity and why is there gravity?
Well, all of us know what is gravity. Gravity is the think that pulls us down towards the ground and such. But you are all very wrong. Never have I seen anyone as wrong as you. This is the real definition of gravity:
Gravity is the weight of the air above us PUSHING us down into the ground.
This is the visual explanation of Gravity.
As you can see, it is not a "pull" force, but it is a PUSH force by the weight of the air molecules. The Earth's gravity has nothing to do with gravity, the Earth's gravity's job is only to guide compasses to where North and South.
2) Why are there so much ice in the North and South poles?
Explained above, gravity acts on the North and the South pole of the Earth. As ice is a very magnetic substance, it is ATTRACTED towards the polar regions, thus, creating ice land masses at the poles. This has nothing to do with the angle at which sunlight hits Earth because, the only job the Sun currently has is to encourage global warming and kill millions of South Africans.
Do not believe those who tell you that the polar regions are cold because there is little infrared waves radiated towards the poles. THIS BELIEF IS NOT TRUE. The polar regions are cold because:
"There are a lot of ice there" - Wikipedia..
Ice makes other hotter things cold. Which comes to the next question..
3) Why is it that the temperature at the polar regions reach below 0 degrees Celsius?
This is because, like I said, ice makes things cold. The Theory of Cooling states that:
"The more ice you put into a body or substance, the colder it gets."
According to this theory, the polar regions are cold because there are a lot of ice there. Simple and easy. Almost like ABC. But not like 123, since 123 can be expanded into infinity, something I hate.
4) Why are we here?
Why are we here.. erm..
Humans exist only because of ONE REASON:
"SEX."
I will explain no further, I don't want to be sued by immature people who can't think like adults and such. Anyway, back to the topic. When we insert the thing into the thing, a CHEMICAL REACTION takes place. This is the illustration:
After about 9 months of reaction, it becomes a macromolecule, one big molecule. Once there is no other space in the "place of confinement", the molecule is ejected out of the "place of confinement" and is able to move around freely, making a lot of noise in the process. This is called "Birthday" in layman's term.
And that particular molecule.. Is one of us.
1) What is gravity and why is there gravity?
Well, all of us know what is gravity. Gravity is the think that pulls us down towards the ground and such. But you are all very wrong. Never have I seen anyone as wrong as you. This is the real definition of gravity:
Gravity is the weight of the air above us PUSHING us down into the ground.
This is the visual explanation of Gravity.
As you can see, it is not a "pull" force, but it is a PUSH force by the weight of the air molecules. The Earth's gravity has nothing to do with gravity, the Earth's gravity's job is only to guide compasses to where North and South.
2) Why are there so much ice in the North and South poles?
Explained above, gravity acts on the North and the South pole of the Earth. As ice is a very magnetic substance, it is ATTRACTED towards the polar regions, thus, creating ice land masses at the poles. This has nothing to do with the angle at which sunlight hits Earth because, the only job the Sun currently has is to encourage global warming and kill millions of South Africans.
Do not believe those who tell you that the polar regions are cold because there is little infrared waves radiated towards the poles. THIS BELIEF IS NOT TRUE. The polar regions are cold because:
"There are a lot of ice there" - Wikipedia..
Ice makes other hotter things cold. Which comes to the next question..
3) Why is it that the temperature at the polar regions reach below 0 degrees Celsius?
This is because, like I said, ice makes things cold. The Theory of Cooling states that:
"The more ice you put into a body or substance, the colder it gets."
According to this theory, the polar regions are cold because there are a lot of ice there. Simple and easy. Almost like ABC. But not like 123, since 123 can be expanded into infinity, something I hate.
4) Why are we here?
Why are we here.. erm..
Humans exist only because of ONE REASON:
"SEX."
I will explain no further, I don't want to be sued by immature people who can't think like adults and such. Anyway, back to the topic. When we insert the thing into the thing, a CHEMICAL REACTION takes place. This is the illustration:
After about 9 months of reaction, it becomes a macromolecule, one big molecule. Once there is no other space in the "place of confinement", the molecule is ejected out of the "place of confinement" and is able to move around freely, making a lot of noise in the process. This is called "Birthday" in layman's term.
And that particular molecule.. Is one of us.
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posted by EnEn at
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
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