Sony vs Microsoft [P2]
Please read Part 1 of this series first. It can be found at the navigation column on the right side of this blog.
Sony had just revealed their new creation, the PSP Slim and LITE! The new PSP will be 33% lighter (reduced to 189 grams from 280 grams) and 19% slimmer than the original PSP system. It even have TV input in case the screen is too small and you need it to be 10 times bigger to see. A happy Akio Morita, the founder of Sony, sits on his chair and laughs at Microsoft.
"There would be less strong competition," he says.
"This is complete crap." - replied Microsoft.
An angry Bill Gates slams his table. Frustrated, he threw his wireless Xbox 360 controller to the floor, but it didn't break, because it is very durable. He started throwing darts at logos of Sony, which is just bold letters that can be typed by anyone. So, he made this:

Microsoft has just invented their New Xbox 360 portable! This is a revolutionary idea by Bill Gates. His idea? Make the Xbox 360 portable! This is how you can do it:
This is life. Competitions are everywhere. This is when Nintendo DS comes in! With their NEW Nintendo Wii! This is a revolutionary idea by some guy in Nintendo that said this:



"How about, we don't use buttons? We use the movement and the elegance of the controller to give input to the console?" - some guy from Nintendo.
So they created the Nintendo Wii! You all should very well know how a Wii works right? Good, so I won't waste my bandwidth then. This is how you throw a grenade in Call of Duty, a first person shooter game on a Nintendo Wii:

Sony seems to be angry, so, they created their crappy and useless SIXAXIS controller! Which is a controller that looks almost identical to the current PS controller but have sensors that can sense where and how the controller is being carried, just like the Nintendo controller! This time Bill Gates really did something incredible..
Stat tuned to find out.
Sony had just revealed their new creation, the PSP Slim and LITE! The new PSP will be 33% lighter (reduced to 189 grams from 280 grams) and 19% slimmer than the original PSP system. It even have TV input in case the screen is too small and you need it to be 10 times bigger to see. A happy Akio Morita, the founder of Sony, sits on his chair and laughs at Microsoft.
"There would be less strong competition," he says.
"This is complete crap." - replied Microsoft.
An angry Bill Gates slams his table. Frustrated, he threw his wireless Xbox 360 controller to the floor, but it didn't break, because it is very durable. He started throwing darts at logos of Sony, which is just bold letters that can be typed by anyone. So, he made this:

Microsoft has just invented their New Xbox 360 portable! This is a revolutionary idea by Bill Gates. His idea? Make the Xbox 360 portable! This is how you can do it:
This is life. Competitions are everywhere. This is when Nintendo DS comes in! With their NEW Nintendo Wii! This is a revolutionary idea by some guy in Nintendo that said this:



"How about, we don't use buttons? We use the movement and the elegance of the controller to give input to the console?" - some guy from Nintendo.
So they created the Nintendo Wii! You all should very well know how a Wii works right? Good, so I won't waste my bandwidth then. This is how you throw a grenade in Call of Duty, a first person shooter game on a Nintendo Wii:

Sony seems to be angry, so, they created their crappy and useless SIXAXIS controller! Which is a controller that looks almost identical to the current PS controller but have sensors that can sense where and how the controller is being carried, just like the Nintendo controller! This time Bill Gates really did something incredible..
Stat tuned to find out.
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