Vanessa Hudgens is a porn star?!
(This post may sound rude at times. Sorry.)
High school musical..
What a great show. This show is about people who try to sing and ACTUALLY got successful. They overcome boundaries after boundaries, such as people telling them that singing is not what they should do. And they are right.
Sitting at KFC, Janson lent me his Newpaper (today). I looked at the cover page and I was shocked. A picture of Vanessa Hudgens..nude. And of course, the newspaper editors censored the picture, obviously. You would be asking me what had happened to her. Good, I will answer that question.
She took a nude photo that appears to have been taken in a bedroom or an on-set production trailer. Standing and pulling her hair back with one hand, she shares the frame with a bed, a wooden dresser, the carpet, the table, the chair, the hair, the vase, but not the shirt, the bra, the pants.
This is what she said to reporters:
"I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust means the world to me,"
"I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and friends."
This is what she really meant:
"You all very irritating leh, I do small stuffs like that also cannot. But continue supporting me, this is my full-time job."
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"Vanessa has apologized for what was obviously a lapse in judgment. We hope she's learned a valuable lesson."
This is what she probably said to the reporter:
"I will never be naked ever in my life. When I bath, I bath with a T-shirt, pants and a cap. I will cover my body with mud and will never take a picture of myself. No one will ever see me again. I will walk around fully covered. This way, I will never be called a porn star."
This is the reason why you should not like any celebrity. Anyway, a celebrity does not mean "someone that celebrates". ALL celebrities drive while they are drunk. They also like to take drugs and smoke. They also like to give themselves stupid names. These are two of the most stupid names ever.
1st stupid name: 50 Cent.
His real name is Curtis James Jackson the third. His fake name, 50 cent, makes him cheap. This is the most un-unique name ever. And his name is also irritating, it makes a conversation very difficult to be carried on.
EnEn: Eh, I don't have enough money.
Guy: Oh, what do you suggest?
EnEn: Can you lend me 50 cent?
Guy: Huh? Don't be stupid, he is having a concert at Atlanta and you're asking me to call him and tell him to take a plane HERE? Stupid.
EnEn: No, as in, half a Singapore dollar.
Guy: Then say so!
EnEn: I did.
2nd stupid name: Akon, pronounced as air-con.
His real name is actually more funny than his nick name:
"Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam"
For him, it is good that he got "Akon" as his name, because his name would destroy the teachers mouth. Imagine..
Teacher: Everybody, sit down, I want to take attendance. Err, who is this?
Akon: Is it Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?
Teacher: Yeah, how am I going to pronounce your name?
Akon: Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.
See?
Bibliography:
Link
High school musical..
What a great show. This show is about people who try to sing and ACTUALLY got successful. They overcome boundaries after boundaries, such as people telling them that singing is not what they should do. And they are right.
Sitting at KFC, Janson lent me his Newpaper (today). I looked at the cover page and I was shocked. A picture of Vanessa Hudgens..nude. And of course, the newspaper editors censored the picture, obviously. You would be asking me what had happened to her. Good, I will answer that question.
She took a nude photo that appears to have been taken in a bedroom or an on-set production trailer. Standing and pulling her hair back with one hand, she shares the frame with a bed, a wooden dresser, the carpet, the table, the chair, the hair, the vase, but not the shirt, the bra, the pants.
This is what she said to reporters:
"I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust means the world to me,"
"I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and friends."
This is what she really meant:
"You all very irritating leh, I do small stuffs like that also cannot. But continue supporting me, this is my full-time job."
------------
"Vanessa has apologized for what was obviously a lapse in judgment. We hope she's learned a valuable lesson."
This is what she probably said to the reporter:
"I will never be naked ever in my life. When I bath, I bath with a T-shirt, pants and a cap. I will cover my body with mud and will never take a picture of myself. No one will ever see me again. I will walk around fully covered. This way, I will never be called a porn star."
This is the reason why you should not like any celebrity. Anyway, a celebrity does not mean "someone that celebrates". ALL celebrities drive while they are drunk. They also like to take drugs and smoke. They also like to give themselves stupid names. These are two of the most stupid names ever.
1st stupid name: 50 Cent.
His real name is Curtis James Jackson the third. His fake name, 50 cent, makes him cheap. This is the most un-unique name ever. And his name is also irritating, it makes a conversation very difficult to be carried on.
EnEn: Eh, I don't have enough money.
Guy: Oh, what do you suggest?
EnEn: Can you lend me 50 cent?
Guy: Huh? Don't be stupid, he is having a concert at Atlanta and you're asking me to call him and tell him to take a plane HERE? Stupid.
EnEn: No, as in, half a Singapore dollar.
Guy: Then say so!
EnEn: I did.
2nd stupid name: Akon, pronounced as air-con.
His real name is actually more funny than his nick name:
"Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam"
For him, it is good that he got "Akon" as his name, because his name would destroy the teachers mouth. Imagine..
Teacher: Everybody, sit down, I want to take attendance. Err, who is this?
Akon: Is it Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?
Teacher: Yeah, how am I going to pronounce your name?
Akon: Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.
See?
Bibliography:
Link
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Saturday, September 08, 2007
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