Tertiary Education: Which is the best? [P2]

After the O levels, where are you going to go? ITE, JC, Poly or toilet? If my bladder is full, I will go to the toilet.

Let me introduce you.. ITE or those who speak Chinese: 工艺教育学院


ITE is the place for people who want to change yourselves from a person who is wearing a normal outfit into a person who is wearing a UNIFORM! This can be done by putting two hand side by side, with eight fingers pointing upwards and the thumbs perpendicular to the fingers and the two thumbs are touching each other.

This great feat was shown some time back on television, but was removed because it was very difficult for others to do it. They replaced the advertisement with something else more fun and easier to be done, such as studying and eating apples.

The ITE is the only institution that has direct application to being a doctor, an occupation everyone in Singapore want to have.


Why is this good? Because you don't have to go to University. In a university, they train you be me Miss Universe. Miss Universe is just a distraction, it is full of girls who are not rich and do not have money to buy the necessary cloth to cover important parts of the human body.


For the boys, they are trained to be Mr Universe.


ITE? Now.