Skinny Jeans: The Series Part 1

(When I mean skinny, I also mean "tapered" jeans, since there is not much difference between the two)

Ever heard of SKINNY jeans? They are jeans that are very.. skinny. Skinny jeans first appeared in Peninsula shopping mall in 2007, just recently, when a shop owner, who was a cheapskate, had not enough Denim to make jeans, so he secretly make the jeans thinner and trick many "mat reps" or other innocent people into buying the very tight jeans.

After a few hours of walking, Mohd Roslan (this is not his real name, his real name is worse than this name) realized that the jeans he was wearing is super tight! He felt cheated. But he had no choice, the skinny jeans he had was the only jeans he had.

So he went out to City Hall to complain (with the skinny jeans), when suddenly..


And this particular event sparked the "skinny jeans" trend, which is of course, lame and stupid. Skinny jeans are extremely skinny, it is extremely difficult for one to wear them. On the last count, it took about 23 minutes for a "mat rep" to change from PE shorts to skinny jeans.

This explains why "mat reps" are always late for school, this is what they do every morning, taking note that their school starts at 7.30am:


Let us stop talking about them.

Next, what is so bad about wearing skinny jeans/pants?

1) They compress your muscles legs, and thus, it is more difficult for you to "gain" muscles.

When you look at those who wear skinny jeans, do you realize that their legs do not have the shape of their muscles on their legs. This is because, the jeans are squeezing their legs, and this could lower the supply of oxygen to their legs, thus, rendering their legs useless.

2) If their pants are not stretchable, they will not be able to bend down.

What is so bad about not being able to bend down? You can't pick up stuffs from the floor:


3) Skinny jeans tend to further reiterate that being fat is bad, and being thin is good.

When you wear your skinny jeans, you make other less thin people sad and this may encourage them to commit suicide.


But that is good, because the opposite of skinny jeans is actually:


Alright, stay tuned for the next part for this series.

(When I looked at the 4th picture again, I almost thought that it was a plant, but no, it is not)