Why wear a tie?

Why do we wear a tie? Why? Ask me.

A tie is a piece of cloth wrapped around your neck, sometimes, there will be a long flap of unwanted cloth, this will be let loose to hang and hide all the buttons of your uniform. There is no practical use of the tie. 24 hours of the day, the tie will just move left, move right, sway a bit forward, fly over your shoulder and hit your face. This is very common if the person is running. It would be more common if the person hold the tie and throw it in his face, in this way, the tie will really hit his face.

This is a 3 dimensional model of a tie:


By wearing a tie, the person will look more FORMAL. I don't really agree with this, since, the only thing the tie do is to be wrapped around the neck and making me sweat around that area, PLUS, almost choking me.


Tie is by far one of the most shameful thing to wear. Why? This is a scenario: Imagine you are fat, or obese (it is easier to imagine this if you are already fat.) and you are wearing a tie. If your belly is very big, the tie will EMPHASIZE the shape of your belly!


You don't want THAT to happen would you? That is right. Authorities after authorities have told their inferiors to wear a tie.

Even worse: How do you TIE a TIE? Do you:

Wrapped it around the neck?
Tie a thumb knot?
Ribbon?

You are not sure? Of course, no one is certain. A tie is just a piece of cloth that can be used for anything! From wrapping Nasi Lemak to tying it around a PSP so it will hang around your neck..the possibilities are endless.

And you just wasted your time reading the post. Thanks for reading.