Scientific Questions Answered* (Part 2)

(I guess that after reading this and the part before this, most of you will be brainwashed and all of you will fail your science test.)

The world works based on a set of formulas, a set of rules, a set of regulations from whichever you believe:

1) God
2) Nature in general
3) "It-is-like-that"

They are the ones who created the universe, but they don't want to let the world be in havoc, so? They make everything in the universe work in a set of rules, this makes the world more boring, at the same time, it makes Physics, Chemistry and Biology easier to be learnt.

So..

1) Why does the moon orbit around the Earth?

This is a very tough question, I guess. After a few hours of brain-cracking and viewing clips after clips of the moon rotating, I found the answer.

Do you watch soccer? Of course, everyone on Earth watched soccer. Watching David Beckham doing a free kick towards the goal, I watched the ball spinning on its own axis. Then, I zoomed out and saw the ball MOVING IN A CURVE! From there, I watch the moon spinning and saw the similarity. So, the answer to the question above it:

"The moon orbits around Earth because it spins like a soccer ball and moves in a curve."


2) I seem to have Menstruation once every month, what is it and how do I prevent the disease from coming back?

Menstruation is a disease spread by the aedes mosquito. Germs enter your bloodstream and eat up the veins, this will cause blood to gush out. The blood will then exit from your body via open holes.


All males are immune to this disease.

To prevent this disease, scientist have invented a device to stop the mosquitoes from biting you. The device is called KOTEX. Just wrapped the device around the areas infected and everything should be fine. This disease is so widespread that there are a lot of toilets who have proper bins for the disposal of these devices.

3) Are pimples bad?

Yes. They are bad.


To remove them, use your fingernails and scratch your face until the pimples are gone.

Pimples are an indication of chicken pox. If the pimples start to appear on your body, it is a confirmed case of chicken pox. Visit your nearest doctor and shout at his ears for help.