Spiderman.

One day, there was..Spiderman. Spiderman is a person who is bitten by a spider. This type of people can move very fast. When they move very fast, they can move at the speed of light, but when they want to slow, they must "pause" themselves. This is called:-

"Menopause."

The act of webs flying out of the wrist is not actually from the spider. It's a result of wrist cutting, something most emotional people such as Bill Gates do. Wrist cutting opens up a hole near the hands, when you use you fingers to press the wound, blood will gush out, this is the "web". This is a testimonial from a girl who started cutting her wrist:-

"I started cutting when I was 14. It was fun, I could swing from building to building. But one day, I cut too deep that I accidentally cut my bones and I had to go to the hospital as I fractured my bone.


Now, I stopped wrist cutting, but started wrist-stabbing. It's better to stab the wrist than to cut it. I use screwdrivers..sticks..whatever I can find."


This isn't rare in modern society, as there is a great increase in the availability of knifes, especially during Home Economics in a typical Singaporean school. There are many cases where a person is accidentally murdered because a friend of theirs wanted to help to stab his friend's wrists, but did it too hard.

There are some skeptics about the spiderman theory. They reasoned that why will a man change to spiderman but a snake biting a man would not change a person to snakeman? This question was discussed during the UNCCC, which stands for "United Nations Climate Change Conference".


Bush wasn't happy about this. However, nobody really cares.

Change of topic.

Mcdonald's was sued for littering near a bus stop at West Coast Road. They denied the accusations, but the judge said that their name "Mcdonald's" was written everywhere.