What causes rain.

Rain is water coming from space. Space as you know is black and murky. It seems as if there is nothing inside. BUT THERE IS WATER. Water is transparent on Earth because there is light. In space, there is zero light. Light cannot bounce off the water molecule and into our eyes. But, there are many theories that contradict or are against this idea or are totally different from this idea.

1) Splash Theory of Mozart

Mozart, the great actor, who usually takes the role of a musician, believes that rain is caused by the SPLASHING action of a river. As you know, a river is a canal made by the government that flows downwards towards a water body. The movement of water causes the water to splash and this splashes is so strong that is splashed over the country and fall as rain.

2) Theory of the Inconsideration of Close Entities.

The name is profound. But don't be fooled by it. This theory is devised by Rain, the person who always pretends to sing. All it means is that your neighbour or any person near you is spitting water out of his or her mouth. This causes a great amount of water to fall onto you. This gives rain.


3) Sweat Theory

This is a short and simple theory. First, you run. Second, you sweat. Third, because you are stupid and retarded, you thought that the sweat on your body is rain. This theory is created by the President of the United States of America.


This is the rain. This rain is usually called "drizzle", since there is little water falling from the "sky".

Now, do you feel enlightened?