Have you watched Handcock?

Have you watched HandCock? It is a superhero movie starring Will Smith. But what you didn't know is that this is a very disgusting movie. In this story, Will Smith aka John Hancock discovers that his hand looks like a cock. What is "cock" to you is dependable.

HandCock, pronounced as Hancock and sometimes, or usually referred to as "Hancock". Due to the nature of the title, it has been changed from HandCock to Hancock. This is also because the media authority of many countries would rate it as an NC34 movie if the word "cock" is in the title.

Not to forget, the name "HandCock" is one of the worst movie titles ever. Many other similar titles include: "LegPenis" or "HeadBone".
These are some other bad movie titles.
1) "I know what you did last summer"
The movie title sucks because it is too long and because the title is lying to you. When you read the title, "you" refers to you, the reader of the title. Obviously, the director does not know what you did last summer unless you are Jay Chou.
And we all can predict the title of the next part of the movie.
a) I confirm that I know what you did last summer.
b) I took a video of what you did last summer.
c) The video sucks.
2) "I, robot"
What appears to be a nice title is not really a nice title. The movie makes you look and sound stupid. It is almost like having the title: "This is a movie about robots fighting human beings." because there is a huge error in the sentence structure of the title.
It should be:
"I am a robot"

Many other similar titles are:
a) I not stupid.
b) I not stupid too.

and
c) I not stupid tree.
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